Papa John's Pizza Dilemma

So, last night, I was phone banking with a student organization that I'm involved with on campus called WISPIRG. When we were done phone banking, we ordered pizza from Papa John's. The crust and sauce there is vegan, so I thought I'd order some pizza without cheese. I ordered it with peppers, onion, mushrooms, and pineapple. Well, instead of pineapple they gave me pepperoni! Ick!!! Since I was the only one eating the small pizza with no cheese, I cut it apart and ate the parts that the pepperoni didn't touch. :( I guess the people at Papa John's couldn't possibly fathom having a pizza without meat or cheese. What is the world coming to?